High octane bulls**t

"As all the thoughts of flowers fill the air, we must remember, they cannot hurt us."

And so speaks the great sage James 'Lord of Bath' Ellerbeck. If ever you need a bon mots or pearl of wisdom then all you need is to take James to a pub and ply him with real ale. However on this particular sunny Friday afternoon, with the latest issue of MacFormat completed, all it required was a bit of sunlight and some sparkling water for the Ellerbeck wisdom to be dispensed! However it was summed up perfectly with today's new catchphrase/catch all - "high octane bullshit" - and what better phrase could better describe the experience.